Funny Things Kids Say

I work with little kids a lot and I have noticed that they say some of the funniest things!! Here are a few of them:

  • In nursery, a little boy (age 2) was playing with the blocks. He was having trouble getting the blocks to interlock.  After a few minutes of frustration, I turned around just in time to see him throw down a block and yell "You piece of crap!!" 
  • In nursery, a little boy (age 2) was shooting a ball into a hoop. Every time he shot he would scream, "I no miss!! I no miss!!" 
  • Jase (age 7) once told me he wanted to be a monkey when he grew up! 
  • In nursery, one of the boys (age 2) told me "I don't have any hair!!" 
  • Today, Jase (age 7) told us he had a "strong tummy"
  • The neighbor boy (age 6) told me he wants to make electricity and cheese when he grows up!
  • Jase (age 7) realized how expensive toilet paper is today.  He then stated, "It's like wiping my butt with money!!"